BOTH THE PERSON WHO DESIGNED THIS SITE AND THE ONE WHO OWNS IT ARE ROUND THE BEND.
They are bonkers, nuts, daft, - or to put it another way: typical Scots who have a sense of humour and like to have a bit of fun (and the odd dram)!

... THIS IS THE DESIGNER.
(euch what a clown!) ...

... AND HERE'S THE SITE OWNER
(in need of a dram of whisky) ...

... SEE WHAT I MEAN?