BOTH
THE PERSON WHO DESIGNED THIS SITE AND THE ONE WHO
OWNS IT ARE ROUND THE BEND.
They
are bonkers, nuts, daft, - or to put it another way:
typical Scots who have a sense of humour and like
to have a bit of fun (and the odd dram)!

... THIS IS THE DESIGNER.
(euch what a clown!) ...
...
AND HERE'S THE SITE OWNER
(in need of a dram of whisky) ...

... SEE WHAT I MEAN?